people who have to go on about how “street smarts” are better than “book smarts” as a way of rationalizing their own academic failures

my life is dominated by the fear that i’m forgetting something. it’s like the first five minutes after leaving for a trip but i never actually go anywhere

weaning myself off of people, like all of them

obvs there’s no real happiness to be had, but im happy perpetuating the lie. why isn’t that enough for ppl?

titties

the male sex drive is such a force for sabotage. some guys are just genuinely affectionate and loving, and to write that off as male horniness is unfortunately ignorant.

a shaken bottle of emotion, baking powder, vinegar, and cum with an ironic stopping mechanism

is my need for love the result of weakness or am i just really that charitable with affection?

i am really possessive of memories, which is kind of weird considering they’re all fabricated by the lizard overlords who rule the earth

i have such power to destroy, you’ve no time to process that now

people who say “I’m really mature for my age” usually actually aren’t that mature